*
Tamara: There's no frickin way I'm coming with you morons!
Sasuke: How do you know you have a choice?
Tamara: A what?
Orochimaru: You don't have a choice.
Zelda: Haha go ahead and take her with you!
Kiba: That would be nice. *imagines life without Tamara*
Kankuro: Well...
Tamara: What are you saying?! I thought you guys were my friends!!
Temari: I'm still on your side, don't worry.
Gaara: Uh me too.
Tamara: Good. Well, if all you guys hate me so much, then maybe I will go with them.
Zelda: Congratulations.
Kankuro: Come on! I didn't mean to be mean..
Kiba: I did.
Tamara: Fine. Bye Gaara and Temari. Screw the rest of you. *walks towards Orochimaru and Kabuto*
Orochimaru: *smirks*
Kabuto: *pushes up glasses*
Temari, Orochimaru, and Kabuto: *leaves*
Gaara: NICE GOING, JERKS!
Zelda: Whatever.
Gaara: *turns into demon and throws Zelda far away*
Kiba: Holy crap! *runs off looking for her*
Temari: *cracks up*
Kankuro: Deserved it.
Gaara: *nods*
*

[Akatsuki hideout]

Mirai: How can I betray the one thing I can be a part of?
Deidara: What do you mean, un?
Mirai: Well, the Akatsuki is my life now. All the villages ban all of us, so if I quit I'm still hated by the only place I have to go. Iwagakure.
Deidara: You just don't want to reunite with your aunt and uncle, un.
Mirai: Well, that too.
Deidara: *sigh* Maybe I'll be the one to die, un.
Mirai: Wait- What?!
Deidara: I can be the one to die if you like, un.
Mirai: WHAT?!
Deidara: You don't have to die. I mean it's kinda my fault, un.
Mirai: What? How is this YOUR fault?! It's both of our fault!! We are so stupid!! *smacks forehead*
Deidara: Your the one who's being stupid, un!
Mirai: WHAT?! FUCK YOU!!!
Deidara: O.O
Mirai: *sticks out tongue and runs off*
Deidara: O.O
*

Tamara: Where are you n00Bs taking me??
Kabuto: We're going to go find your little friend.
Tamara: Who?
Sasuke: MIRAI!
Tamara: I knew that..
Orochimaru: Where is she?!
Tamara: What? Why would I tell you guys that?
Kabuto: WHERE IS SHE?
Tamara: Akatsuki hideout!!
Orochimaru: Then we're going there.
Kabuto: Sir, you have too many enemies.
Orochimaru: So do you so shut up.
Tamara: n00Bs.

[Pein's office]

Pein: What do you want Deidara?
Deidara: Mirai is pissed off at me, un.
Pein: Why?
Deidara: Well, I'm not really sure. But she ran off, un. Nobody can find her, un.
Pein: Well that sucks.
Deidara: Don't you care, un?
Pein: No, not really.
Deidara: Would you care if I said that Orochimaru is on his way to kidnap her, un? And that he's going to make her tell all of the Akatsuki secrets, un?
Pein: Yes, I would!
Deidara: *mutters* Retard.
Pein: Go tell Konan, Kakuzu, and Itachi to go look for her. You, Sasori, and Zetsu can keep Orochimaru from getting here. I'll supervise.
Deidara: *glares* No, you'll come with us, un.
Pein: Sure..
*
TO BE CONTINUED...